I have another fascinating fact of the day for you, although this one might be fascinating only to me. I don’t think the rest of you will be fascinated by it much … maybe just a little repulsed for which I can only apologise in anticipation. Sorry.
Ok, there’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just stand up and blurt it out:
My name is Elizabeth and I didn’t clean my ears for more than fifty years.
Whaaaaat? I hear you say.
Yes, it’s true.
But why? I hear you shout.
Because I just completely forgot they were there, that’s why. I’ve just been so busy with other things and must have got distracted from them early on. And yes, before you ask, every other part of me IS immaculate. Pruned, plucked and pristine thankyou.
I first really noticed my ears just last year and, having realised that I had neglected them terribly, thought I would give them a good pampering session, inside and out, with an ultra soft aloe vera wet wipe and a handful of cotton buds to make up for lost time – but lo and behold …
… I cannot, at any time during my life, recall having problems with my ears. Until now.
Ever since I cleaned them (ok, messed about with them) I have suffered from ear ache and occasional slight dizziness when standing. I think I’ve upset the equilibrium of my ears somehow. Maybe they are meant to be self cleaning, similar to hair?
Actually, I read that because most shampoo is full of chemicals it can strip hair of its natural oils. If you stop using shampoo then your hair sort of self cleans itself but not in a conventional sense – it’s simply that your scalp eventually regulates its oil production. I kinda think there must be a happy medium to be found here though, somewhere between pouring on harsh chemicals and not.
Anyway, I’ve visited my doctor and he examined my ears quite thoroughly and apparently everything looks fine – so what I think I really need is a visit to an ear salon, so they can be properly pampered professionally, but it seems that has yet to be invented!
Now then, I see on Google it says that ear cleaning for healthy ears isn’t necessary apparently – our ears DO have a self-cleaning process which closely resembles a conveyor belt – they are designed to move old earwax through the ear canal by chewing and other jaw movements, and once the old earwax reaches the outside of the ear it dries up and flakes off. Clearly highly efficient (but not very attractive).
So I have come to the conclusion that my ears are probably best left alone … or maybe just cleaned every fifty years!
Enjoy your day,